So I was looking over a fresh certificate of analysis for a vial of tirzepatide last night while having a few drinks and telling myself I am basically a real scientist now. Big mistake. I stared at the peak integration graph for twenty minutes trying to figure out why the numbers looked like ancient runes before realizing I had the PDF upside down on my tablet screen. Peak purity was totally fine at 99 percent according to the lab report but my own brain integrity was testing out at around zero. Turns out trying to cross reference mass spec data with third party testing validator sites while listening to true crime podcasts does not make you Walter White. It just gives you a headache and makes you paranoid that your kitchen counter scale is plotting against you. Note to self from now on analytical chemistry reviews happen strictly before noon and strictly without alcohol involved.